Wednesday, February 25, 2009
I love Picnik
So a bunch of people just love the site www.picnik.com...I'm one of them. I love photo editing sites...like totally rad. Especially if its for free, but then they try to get you hooked on "upgrading" or whatever to 20 dollars a month...20 dollars my ASS. So i just stick with the stuff they give me. I would get photoshop, but then i have to pay some millions of dollars for it, not really, but yeah..gotta save some moolay. Anyways just wanted to post a cute, lovely picture i did on picnik and i love it. haha.
Friday, February 13, 2009
Favorite quotes from Dwight
Michael Scott: I was on a hot date with a girl from HR, Dwight...Dwight Schrute: Really? We don't have any girls in HR.Michael Scott: You know for the sake of the story...and things were getting hot and heavy...Dwight Schrute: Yeah!Michael Scott: And I was about to take her bra off...Dwight Schrute: Yeah!Michael Scott: And she made me fill out six hours worth of paperwork.Dwight Schrute: Like an AIDS test?Michael Scott: No. God, Dwight...
Dwight Schrute: What does the female vagina look like?Toby: Technically, I am in Human Resources, and Dwight was asking me about human anatomy. Um... I'm just sad the public school system failed him so badly.
Dwight Schrute: Actually, I do own property. My grandfather left me a 60-acre working beet farm. I run it with my cousin Mose. We sell beets to the local stores and restaurants. It’s a nice little farm...sometimes teenagers use it for sex.
Phyllis: [to Dwight in costume] Are you a monk?Dwight Schrute: I'm a Sith lord!!
Dwight Schrute: I think one of the greatest things about modern America is the computerization of medical records. As a volunteer sheriff I can look up anyone's psychiatric records or surgical histories. Yeast infections...there are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we're downriver from that old bread factory...
So this is only a little bit of my favorite quotes. I laugh at each one so hard, that i almost pee my pants..just kidding, but seriously, best guy ever.
Dwight Schrute: What does the female vagina look like?Toby: Technically, I am in Human Resources, and Dwight was asking me about human anatomy. Um... I'm just sad the public school system failed him so badly.
Dwight Schrute: Actually, I do own property. My grandfather left me a 60-acre working beet farm. I run it with my cousin Mose. We sell beets to the local stores and restaurants. It’s a nice little farm...sometimes teenagers use it for sex.
Phyllis: [to Dwight in costume] Are you a monk?Dwight Schrute: I'm a Sith lord!!
Dwight Schrute: I think one of the greatest things about modern America is the computerization of medical records. As a volunteer sheriff I can look up anyone's psychiatric records or surgical histories. Yeast infections...there are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we're downriver from that old bread factory...
So this is only a little bit of my favorite quotes. I laugh at each one so hard, that i almost pee my pants..just kidding, but seriously, best guy ever.
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