Wednesday, February 25, 2009
I love Picnik
So a bunch of people just love the site www.picnik.com...I'm one of them. I love photo editing sites...like totally rad. Especially if its for free, but then they try to get you hooked on "upgrading" or whatever to 20 dollars a month...20 dollars my ASS. So i just stick with the stuff they give me. I would get photoshop, but then i have to pay some millions of dollars for it, not really, but yeah..gotta save some moolay. Anyways just wanted to post a cute, lovely picture i did on picnik and i love it. haha.
Friday, February 13, 2009
Favorite quotes from Dwight
Michael Scott: I was on a hot date with a girl from HR, Dwight...Dwight Schrute: Really? We don't have any girls in HR.Michael Scott: You know for the sake of the story...and things were getting hot and heavy...Dwight Schrute: Yeah!Michael Scott: And I was about to take her bra off...Dwight Schrute: Yeah!Michael Scott: And she made me fill out six hours worth of paperwork.Dwight Schrute: Like an AIDS test?Michael Scott: No. God, Dwight...
Dwight Schrute: What does the female vagina look like?Toby: Technically, I am in Human Resources, and Dwight was asking me about human anatomy. Um... I'm just sad the public school system failed him so badly.
Dwight Schrute: Actually, I do own property. My grandfather left me a 60-acre working beet farm. I run it with my cousin Mose. We sell beets to the local stores and restaurants. It’s a nice little farm...sometimes teenagers use it for sex.
Phyllis: [to Dwight in costume] Are you a monk?Dwight Schrute: I'm a Sith lord!!
Dwight Schrute: I think one of the greatest things about modern America is the computerization of medical records. As a volunteer sheriff I can look up anyone's psychiatric records or surgical histories. Yeast infections...there are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we're downriver from that old bread factory...
So this is only a little bit of my favorite quotes. I laugh at each one so hard, that i almost pee my pants..just kidding, but seriously, best guy ever.
Dwight Schrute: What does the female vagina look like?Toby: Technically, I am in Human Resources, and Dwight was asking me about human anatomy. Um... I'm just sad the public school system failed him so badly.
Dwight Schrute: Actually, I do own property. My grandfather left me a 60-acre working beet farm. I run it with my cousin Mose. We sell beets to the local stores and restaurants. It’s a nice little farm...sometimes teenagers use it for sex.
Phyllis: [to Dwight in costume] Are you a monk?Dwight Schrute: I'm a Sith lord!!
Dwight Schrute: I think one of the greatest things about modern America is the computerization of medical records. As a volunteer sheriff I can look up anyone's psychiatric records or surgical histories. Yeast infections...there are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we're downriver from that old bread factory...
So this is only a little bit of my favorite quotes. I laugh at each one so hard, that i almost pee my pants..just kidding, but seriously, best guy ever.
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Hedley Rant..
So before i start, i am sorry to those who are just in like L-O-V-E with Hedley and do not see how annoying his voice gets after awhile. Your ears must be in pain, but obviously you don't see that. So keep enjoying him:).
So where to start..Hedley.
Man when i heard of them first, i was like hmm, this guy (Jacob Hoggard, could give him a nickname like Hog since he looks like one) has potential, maybe write up some good songs...but yeah..no!
Firstly, lets start with his voice. I'm not sure how he can get his voice that high and sound like a truck rumbling on and on. Its quite unique. I applaud him on that one.
Secondly, he writes songs that i can finish.. like It's Never to Late. It's never to late to hit the road buddy and sing your songs in a truckers joint. Hallelujah! And She's So Sorry. She's soooo sorrry that she didn't get ear plugs!
Thirdly, he looks like Peewee Herman.
Forthly, his muscle shirts are disgusting, like they make him look like he wants to try and fit in UFC. Seriously stop wearing them 24/7. At least wash it. He probably wears the same one over and over to save money on all his lovely tattoos. MMmm baby. The tattoos are a WHOLE different story.
Lastly, the rest of the band, i don't really have anything to say about them. Keep on doing what your doing. Don't wear muscle shirts.
So in conclusion.. i hope you can see that i don't like Hedley very much. NO offense to any h-core lovers out there who would kill themselves for this "Hog".
Hedley sucks.
So where to start..Hedley.
Man when i heard of them first, i was like hmm, this guy (Jacob Hoggard, could give him a nickname like Hog since he looks like one) has potential, maybe write up some good songs...but yeah..no!
Firstly, lets start with his voice. I'm not sure how he can get his voice that high and sound like a truck rumbling on and on. Its quite unique. I applaud him on that one.
Secondly, he writes songs that i can finish.. like It's Never to Late. It's never to late to hit the road buddy and sing your songs in a truckers joint. Hallelujah! And She's So Sorry. She's soooo sorrry that she didn't get ear plugs!
Thirdly, he looks like Peewee Herman.
Forthly, his muscle shirts are disgusting, like they make him look like he wants to try and fit in UFC. Seriously stop wearing them 24/7. At least wash it. He probably wears the same one over and over to save money on all his lovely tattoos. MMmm baby. The tattoos are a WHOLE different story.
Lastly, the rest of the band, i don't really have anything to say about them. Keep on doing what your doing. Don't wear muscle shirts.
So in conclusion.. i hope you can see that i don't like Hedley very much. NO offense to any h-core lovers out there who would kill themselves for this "Hog".
Hedley sucks.
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